Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Osacrs

This one's gonna be short so don't be too sad.
Dear Oscars:
 Hey how are you? Still trying to be hip huh? Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news Oscars but not only are you not hip it's impossible for you to be hip. See Oscars you're an award show and awards shows are not hip, they can never be hip and they especially cant if they're trying. Oscars we don't want James Franco and Anne Hatheaway or whoever has been dubbed the new face our generation we want Billy Crystal and Steve Martin. We want old fuddy duddy men years past their prime. Why? They know to have an entertaining award show the host cannot be too cool for school like Mr.Franco was we need people willing to make fun of themselves and actually be into it. We need people are silly to host the actors not people who can act silly.

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